Ronnie’s dead! South African police assigns the case to the two of the most competent investigators EVER.
Just kidding. Actually, these two are the worst.
Sonia and Rajiv bullshit through the interrogation and present Ranvir’s death as an accident.
RD is suspicious, so he gets them to identify the body.
The fact that Rajiv is getting 100 million dollars (rupees? South African rands?) of insurance money seems suspicious too.
Hysterical Sophia shows up at the office and claims she was Ranvir’s WIFE!
Shocked faces all around.
Flashback! They got married during Ranvir’s business trip to Cape Town.
Sonia is not amused with this turn of events.
Herpy-derpy truck driver! Of course, Rajiv was the one behind the failed “truck accident” assassination attempt. This time he hires our friend Herpy-Derpy to kill Sophia.
Rajiv is actually in cahoots with Sophia!
In a shirtless confession Rajiv tells the story of his endless rivalry with Ranvir. They’re STEPBROTHERS and their Dad has always loved Ranvir more. Also Ranvir used to totally beat him at cycling.
Sophia’s not really interested in the emo backstory and reminds Ranvir of Sonia.
Well, not really a twist, but it was sure cold of Ranvir to hire Herpy-Derpy to kill Sonia and take her along for the meeting.
There’s a huge segment with RD and Mini investigating Ranvir’s marriage to Sophia. I’m not going to recap it. Suffice to say, Johnny Lever is in it.
Ranvir and Sophia were never married, it was all faked and RD knows all about it.
RD promises our two lovebirds a clean insurance report, if they cut him a share in the profits.
Rajiv leaves the insurance sanction letter lying around, so that Sonia finds it.
Suspicious, she follows him and discovers that he’s with Sophia.
They lure her into a very empty parking lot.
I’m sorry Sonia, but that is just shitty parking, girl.
Herpy-Derpy is the WORST ASSASSIN EVER. Get a gun or something, you silly goose! Cars DO NOT make good weapons!
YES! RANVIR IS ACTUALLY ALIVE!
AND HE SAVES SONIA FROM HERPY-DERPY! RIP HERPY.
After a story-defining musical number…
…we turn to Sophia and Rajiv, who enter their lovenest, just to find that somebody has recorded Rajiv’s shirtless confession on tape.
That somebody is a very smug Ranvir!
Ranvir lets them know that he’s been onto the assassination plan since the very first attempt.
Hey, Ranvir, buddy, wouldn’t it be easier to confront your bro right after his first attempt to kill you? Why stage all the drama and fake relationships and deaths? Just sayin’.
If I was Ranvir and knew that Rajiv had hatched three different plans to kill me off, I’d keep it simple and pull that trigger.
Your stepbrother has tried to kill you multiple times, DO NOT FREAKING SWITCH CARS WITH HIM!
Duh. Of course.
Ranvir/Ronny/Ronie calls up Rajiv to tell him the car has been “Speed”-ified.
Yup, Ranvir didn’t even plant that bomb. He ain’t no Dennis Hopper in “Speed”. Still, Rajiv believed in his bluff and is dead as a door-nail.
To the surprise of nobody, Ranvir has been working with that guy with the fabulous hair all along (the death fake-out, the morgue visit, etc.).
He gives RD his share of the 200 million.
There’s a BOMB in the bag with the money!
The bomb doesn’t go off…BOO! Just good old Ranvir…being dramatic.
Seeing as in promos for Race 2 both Saif Ali Khan and Anil Kapoor are prominently featured, I’m assuming he meant Bipasha Basu and Sameera Reddy.