While the black beasts are enjoying their burgeoning relationship…
Rishi and Riya act like the sane people they are and initiate the conversation with the person they’re married to and not with each other!
R&R part, and Riya ends up walking right alongside an oblivious Maya, who’s about to meet up with Dev. They walk towards him in a painful slow-motion sequence that lasts for at least 5 minutes.
Wife ends up with the bouquet. Mistress gets one lousy rose as consolation…
…which is subsequently found by puppy-eyed Rishi.
Due to the rose confusion, all marriage conflicts are forgotten…
…and there’s trouble brewing in black beast paradise! Maya’s going out to see a ballet performance with Rishi, instead of spending time with Dev.
Being the gross weirdo that he is, Dev stalks her to the ballet.
Being the gross weirdo that she is, Maya uses Rishi as a prop to make Dev jealous.
Being the gross people that they are, instead of STOPPING with all the awful things they’re doing, Dev and Maya decide to consummate their affair.
Rishi and Riya are celebrating being married…
…while sexytimes are happening down the street.
DON’T JUDGE ME FOR THAT SCREENCAP!
Oh, just so you know, Sexy Sam and Dev’s Mom have become besties. They’re so tight, that Sam is even throwing her a birthday party!
During said party Dev randomly confesses to the affair, just to turn it into a bad joke seconds later.
Just when you thought he has reached the limits of douchiness, Dev surprises you!
Maya is pissed at him for almost blowing their cover, but it’s nothing awkward necking can’t cure.
Dev must be REALLY good in bed, cause that’s the only explanation for why he gets away with so much crap all the time.
Sexy Sam and Dev’s Mom catch them in flagrante delicto. That’s what you get for making out in the middle of the freaking street! It’s not rocket science, people! You’re having a sordid affair…be discreet!
Sexy Sam has no problem getting jiggy with a different prostitute every day, but one lousy instance of catching daughter-in-law cheating and he’s done for. RIP Sammy.
Somebody had to DIE for it to happen, but Dev and Maya finally realize that they need to STOP and confess.
Riya is having none of that shitty apology pie!
Rishi is also not having it.
Trying to rectify past mistakes of idiot behavior both Maya and Dev lie that their marriages are fine. TOO LITTLE TOO LATE.
I swear, Maya cries a literal river during the montage video that follows.
It’s 3 years later and Rishi is remarrying! Maya is his only family (since she killed off Sexy Sam and all), so he invites her to be his best man at the wedding.
At Rishi’s wedding…(good job on casting Botox McCollagen face there as his bride).
Proving once again that they’re TOO GOOD for the black beasts, R&R tell Maya to go get her loser boyfriend.
And the moral of the story is…sometimes even selfish jerks get a happy ending.