Ek Tha Tiger (Photo Recap Pt. 1)

Once there was a Tiger. Tiger was a highly trained undercover agent for RAW. It’s unclear why his nickname was Tiger. Was it because he looked like a Tiger? Was it because he was badass like a Tiger? Was it because he tended to kill a lot of people during his assignments? Was it because he sucked at every other aspect of being an undercover agent? I personally think the person who nicknamed him may have been going for Tigger and just skipped the extra “g” for numerological reasons.

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Our story starts with Tiger killing about a hundred ISI agents in Iraq, cause that’s just how he rolls.

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RAW boss Shenoy is tired of the unnecessary body count, cause he assigns Tiger to tail an eccentric scientist in Ireland.

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The Nutty Professor is suspected to be in cahoots with Pakistan.

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Hello, Tiger, bete, you are supposed to be an undercover agent, na? Be more obvious, dude!

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Tiger’s idea of stealth is busting into the Nutty Professor’s house and getting shooed out by the housekeeper/dance student Zoya.

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Zoya’s a softie, cause after getting  Tiger out of the house, she befriends him at an alarming speed.

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Doordarshan is a fun nickname, but it’s a bitch to type out.

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Zee, beti, he was breaking and entering five minutes ago, maybe rethink inviting him over?

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Soon, Zee and Tiger are flirting up a storm.

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Gopi, another RAW agent is in Dublin and it seems he’s tailing our boy Tiger to make sure he doesn’t screw up.

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Tiger does need supervision, cause he has totally forgotten The Nutty Professor in favor of Zee.

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10 years in the industry and still with the accent…

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After the unsuccessful Hindi lesson, hapless Tiger is attacked and robbed at his home. At this point, I’m considering changing his nickname from Tiger/Doordarshan to Dopey. WORST SECRET AGENT EVER.

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Undeterred by the fact that possible rival agents are onto him, Tiger continues pursuing Zee.

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Zoya abruptly walks away after almost kissing him (RUDE!). But our Tiger is not discouraged easily, so the next day he grabs a huge bouquet and heads to see the play Zoya is starring in.

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On his way there, he sees the phone thieg/possible ISI agent.

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Tiger chases the guy down with disastrous results. The chase scene is kickass and all, but he doesn’t catch the guy! I mean, how hard is it to nab ONE freaking person if your nickname is TIGER?

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Leaving the further pursuit of the ISI agent to Gopi, Tiger goes to Zoya’s Pinocchio play. Which…I wish all Western plays/operas/ballets were really the way Bollywood movies portray them.

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In the middle of the highly exciting Irish dancing, Gopi calls with bad news.

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Tiger barges into the Nutty Professor’s house, only to discover…

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…that Zee has been an undercover ISI Agent all along!

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DUN DUN DUN!

Part 2

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2 thoughts on “Ek Tha Tiger (Photo Recap Pt. 1)

    • Do I really have to watch Agent Vinod? I am dreading the thought of sitting through two hours of Saifu pretending to be James Bond. Will take your word for it 😛

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