Head trauma again for poor Samar. And this time accompanied by the usual…
He has the retrograde kind and can’t remember anything that happened after the first accident (helpful tip, dear writers, if you have TWO head trauma inducing accidents in one movie, please go back to the writing room and try ANYTHING else). He’s asking for Meera, and Akira seeks her out.
Meera is apparently married to Rog, our gora underdog and has a grown daughter.
She’s not completely heartless and goes along with the charade.
Meera lies to him that they’ve been married for 5 years and have been together for the past 10. She also clears up a few things with Akira.
Rog and his daughter are just good friends!
The girls conspire to keep Samar in the dark about the whole situation until he recovers. Samar moves in with Meera…and then SHE COMMITS A SIN AGAINST SEXINESS BY SHAVING OFF THAT GLORIOUS STUBBLE..
To trigger his memories Akira meets up with Samar and spends some time with him in his old hangouts.
She realizes that the grumpy Samar she knows was a very hyper and happy person in the past. It’s all because of Sir Jesus and Meera that he’s changed. She meets up with Meera again and tells her to stop with the Jesus nonsense.
Meanwhile Samar is taking the subway, when a bomb threat warning sounds off.
This triggers Samar’s memory and he goes in to defuse the bomb. YEAH. The London subway security just lets a random guy defuse a bomb. Just because he spews a couple of technical terms. With all the racial profiling, they would have probably killed him on the spot.
Later that day he calls Meera to Sir Jesus’s special church to renew their vows.
He tells her that he remembers everything and intends to go back to defusing bombs in India.
Aaaand Samar is back in the army! AND THE BEARD IS BACK! THANK SIR JESUS!
So is Meera! Who has finally realized that the whole Sir Jesus thing is bullshit, Samar’s beard is amazing and she doesn’t want to end up alone.
Samar defuses his last bomb successfully and comes back with the cheapest engagement ring ever (ok, I’ll admit it was kind of romantic).
Well, Akira was probably heartbroken…but still!